Scoop: Brenda got dumped by Brendon! “My poodle helps me get over it”

 

Brenda was feeling much better since she hadn’t seen Brendon. He had left a few days ago for Ohio to start a peacock food business. All alone in the huge living room she was painting her feet nails when she accidentally dropped the nail varnish onto the floor. A large green puddle started spreading on the expensive carpet  Brendon offered her for her breast implants 5th anniversary.  Annoyed, she bent down on her knees and started licking the most of the mess she could, trying at the same time to avoid eating dog hair her white poodle scattered all over the place. After five minutes frantically cleaning the rug  with her tongue she sprawled on the floor, exhausted. Eyes wide open she was mindlessly looking at the ceiling when her memories came back. She wouldn’t forget the good times with her love…eating KFC chicken wings at the drive-in movies, biting the dust on Sepulveda boulevard… Her vision got blurred when suddenly the ceiling turned into a psychedelic mirror of her emotions. It looked like a Brendon faces pop art painting, twinkling like a million stars. Feeling nauseous she promptly closed her eyes and finally fell asleep. She woke up later on her white poodle licking her face vigorously…

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